Pushing harder

Today I read this.

As I read I kept thinking – being a startup founder is like riding up a climb.

Your legs are busting, you’re pretty much on the limit, others are falling off the back, you are looking around, wondering, are the other cyclists hurting like you?

It’s not the negative kind of pain, it’s the kind of suffering that you can play with, the kind that inspires, the kind that wants to move to the front of the pack, the kind that knows you can take this all day.

And then you just turn the screws, put the hammer down one watt at a time, until all the demons you’ve be racing away are barking in the background as you just push deeper and deeper and ride stronger and harder.

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To be a mountain biker

This post was inspired by an article by the same title that was published in a mountain biking magazine that I read in the early nineties. I think it was “Bike” magazine. I can’t find it anywhere online and I will pay good money for a copy of it if someone has it.

I resonated with the list in that article; I guess there are many things about the awesome sport of mountain biking that most mountain bikers will be able to identify with. The thing about mountain biking is that it does become an identity thing. It’s not just something that you do, it’s something you are. I don’t just ride a mountain bike, I am a mountain biker.

I’ve tried to find that article (it was a cover story), but I have been unsuccessful. I wanted to use it as a starting point for this post. Nevertheless, I’ve decided, some twenty years after reading that article, to compile my own list. I plan to add to it again and again as new things come up and as I remember other things that are worthy of being on the list. Individually these things are insignificant, but together they have meaning. Although they are things that one can do, they are much more than mere things that can be done; these things define what it means to be a mountain biker

(These things are not listed in any particular order, chronological or otherwise, and the things which follow the things earlier on the list are not necessarily related to each other).

  • Think “as long as I’m able to ride my bike, all will be ok with the world”
  • Dream of flowing single-track
  • If you could only afford one bike, it would be a mountain bike
  • Always be thinking, “I wish I was mountain biking”
  • Ride as often as you can
  • Discover a new trail
  • Say to your friend at the trailhead of a new trail, “follow me.”
  • learn how to bunny-hop
  • bunny-hop up stairs
  • ride down stairs
  • crash riding down stairs (in front of people)
  • Put your foot down in ankle deep mud while trying to ride through it
  • Try to get started again
  • Dab your other foot down in the mud
  • Ride through mud and then grass and for the grass to form a a perfect matrix for the mud to be held together by
  • come home freckled with mud
  • watch a downhill mountain biking DVD
  • Get amped and inspired and all excited and think you can do the same
  • Go riding straight after watching that DVD
  • Crash hard
  • spend all your money on bike stuff
  • own a bike that costs more than your car
  • get a new car that cost more than the bike
  • have a great bike stolen
  • Get the bike back
  • Get sponsored to ride
  • Get old, fat and slow
  • Get in shape again, and have mountain biking to thank
  • read about a new technique in a mountain biking magazine
  • try out the new technique
  • buckle your rim
  • try to straighten your rim with your own spoke spanner
  • decide its better for the bike shop to take a look at it
  • build a new trail and hide it from your friends
  • build a jump
  • crash riding the jump you built
  • start mountain biking with rigid forks, when the only trails on the mountain are hiking trails and horse trails
  • hate horses because they stuff up trails
  • feel indignant because horses are allowed on parts of the mountain which mountain bikers are banned from
  • crash hard
  • check to see if your bike is ok before you check your own injuries (because bodies heal, but bikes don’t)
  • ride the argus cycle tour every year on a mountain bike
  • ride a twenty four hour race
  • break your dropout
  • take your chain off and scoot yourself home
  • ride the whole enchilada and the slick rock of Moab
  • lean forward to see your suspension fork working
  • ride a cross country lap race
  • take part in frenetic start and sprint to the first single-track
  • ride a mountain bike marathon
  • be amazed at the difference riding a full suspension makes
  • ride a section of trail really well
  • go home to see how you did on Strava
  • realise its not a segment
  • make a new segment on Strava
  • think you’ve done well all these years not to have broken your collarbone
  • break your collarbone
  • Go for a wet ride and thoroughly enjoy it
  • Go for the next ride and hate the two clicks up, one click down necessary to shift one gear
  • install Gore ride-on cables
  • Enjoy perfect shifting in all conditions
  • wonder why they don’t come standard on all bikes
  • hit a slippery root at an angle other than 90 degrees
  • crash, narrowly avoiding a nasty looking stump
  • ride a trail you’ve done many times but at the last moment pick a different line for some reason
  • crash hard enough to actually crack your helmet
  • read about an awesome new trail in a blog
  • put it on your “to do” list
  • ride a race, be amazed with the awesomeness of the trail
  • check Strava and realise you can tick riding that trail from your list
  • ride an illegal trail not realising it was illegal
  • get caught and fined and have to get a lawyer to sort it out
  • ride an illegal trail knowing full well its illegal
  • be uncaught to this day
  • have your pedal slam into your shin
  • ride into a tree
  • go for a long ride without taking enough water
  • go for a long ride without taking enough food
  • hit the wall
  • realise you’ve hit the wall by losing concentration and crashing
  • Ride into deep shade from bright sun and, because you are wearing sunglasses, not be able to see a thing, and guess where the trail is
  • Enjoy a great trail through a pine forest
  • Have the trail destroyed when the pine forest is felled
  • Ride in a place for long enough to have see the saplings planted after the felling, grow and be felled themselves
  • Think camelbacks are cool
  • Think camelbacks are not cool
  • Be at work on a Monday, look at the mountain, and wish you were mountain biking
  • Take a Monday off work and go mountain biking
  • Flick a pine cone into your buddy’s spokes with your front wheel
  • Try to flick a rock by mistake and dent your front rim
  • Ride next to a puddle to avoid getting wet and get wet instead by your riding buddy bunny hopping into the puddle and splashing you
  • Try to get him back at the next puddle but wet yourself more in the process
  • Ride on the mountain and have all the mountain bikes wave and greet you with a smile
  • Ride on the road, wave to the roadies, and be ignored most of the time
  • Wake up before dark to ride a trail out of town
  • Start the trail in sub-zero conditions
  • Ride at high altitude, suffer, and understand why it is no wonder that Switzerland produces so many world class mountain bikers
  • Crash, land on your park tool multitool in your back pocket and get a perfectly rectangular bruise
  • Have a chain snap while standing up and hammering the pedals
  • Read a bike magazine and flip through 90% of it because if you’ve read the article “10 tips to make this summer your fastest” once you’ve read it, and others like it, a hundred times
  • Read up on the founders of mountain biking
  • Service your suspension fork
  • Find an internal part from the suspension fork after you’ve re-assembled the fork
  • attempt to true a buckled rim
  • create a flat-spot in the rim while trying to true the rim
  • take the rim in to your local bike shop to get it properly trued by a professional
  • stop while riding next to a river, just to listen to the sound of the river
  • enjoy the smell of decomposing leaves
  • jump and land perfectly on the landing ramp
  • jump and dent your rear wheel on the lip of the landing ramp
  • while climbing, pedal while your rear wheel is going over a slippery root, and lose traction and momentum
  • go for a night ride and be stoked
  • get irritated with red rear lights on the mountain, especially the ones that flash
  • honestly believe that you have a shot at getting a great result at a race
  • suffer incredibly a quarter of the way into the race, face reality and think you’d gladly settle for a dignified finish
  • ride a dusty race, blow your nose afterwards, and see trail coloured snot
  • ride through sand on the mountain
  • ride on the beach, on hard sand and enjoy it
  • ride on the beach, on soft sand, and hate it
  • go camping with friends and leave them by the campsite while you go mountain biking
  • be so accustomed to unclipping your shoes from your peddles that you twist your foot off your accelerator peddle in your car
  • Think John Tomac is cool
  • Know who John Tomac is
  • Lead a race
  • Break a handlebar and crash hard
  • Be collected on route by the medics because your bike is trashed, and so are you
  • Get Northwave mountain bike shoes because Paolo Pezzo is cool
  • Know who Paolo Pezzo is
  • Think “as long as I’m able to ride my bike, all will be ok with the world”

The Argus Cycle Tour: a trip down memory lane

Me in my first Argus on my Hansom Mountain bike.

Deep down I think it’s right to rename the world class race, affectionately known as “the Argus” to “The Cape Town Cycle Tour”. It makes sense to bring its name in line with other world class events named after the cities in which they were hosted such as the London Marathon and the Boston Marathon. The content of the recent press release that Mark Renshaw and Mark Cavendish will be racing the 2015 Cape Town Cycle Tour bears testimony to this truly world class event.

But, and this is a “big but”, I think for locals, especially locals like me, it will always be known as “the Argus”! There is just so much emotion and memory attached to “the Argus”. To the majority of Capetonians, it’s the only cycle race that counts. You can compete at national championships, but you’ll always get more attention from your result in the Argus, than a great result at a less well known event. It’s the Tour de France of funrides, and for many amateur cyclists its the only race that counts.

Argus Heritage

I had the privilege of being invited to send in some of my memories, anecdotes, photos and memorabilia from the period 1988 to 1997 by the heritage team at the Cycle Tour. This blog is a little trip down memory lane to my first Argus.  I did it when I was 11 years old in 1993, and this year I will be competing in my 21st Argus.

My Argus journey started in 1992, when I helped my mom, Lesley Watson, crush cans for recycling at the finish area in Maiden’s Cove. I don’t know what it was, but as a 10 year old who enjoyed riding his BMX and mountain-bike around the neighbourhood, I figured that this race was something that I could do, and wanted to do! It was a beautiful day that day, and I think there was something magical about riders coasting over the finish line, not looking too wrecked, on the one side of the recycling station, and the beatiful views of the Atlantic Ocean on the other. As the cool breeze blowing off the sea refreshed the recyclers (and indeed, the cyclists), I set my heart and mind on doing the Argus the next year.

Starting to train for the Argus and plotting routes

For me, the Argus isn’t just the race on the second Sunday of March. It’s everything else that goes along with it, including the training and the anticipation of the the event as as the big day draws near. Some of my fondest childhood memories have to do with training for the Argus. On one of my first “training rides” (I think it was in the April holidays) I rode until I saw “skyscrapers”. I came home to tell my mom I thought I had ridden all the way to Cape Town. I later realised that the buildings I saw were only the ones you can see in Wynberg from Alphen Road (we lived in Bergvliet). I still vividly remember the plants on the side of the road I now know to be Southern Cross Drive as I stopped to catch my breath. It was there that I first encountered the feeling of the onset of glycogen depletion that, little did I then know, I would become intimately acquainted with on many occasions from that day forward. 

David, Brian (my brother) and me stopping off at my  mom's friends in Fishhoek on the way to Simon's Town.

David, Brian (my brother) and me stopping off at my mom’s friends in Fishhoek on the way to Simon’s Town.

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Plotting training routes – great fun for a kid!

My brother and I and other friends would often ride out to Simon’s Town, hang out with the penguins at boulders, buy a Magnum for R5.00, and cruise home when we wanted to. No cell-phones, just freedom.I’d like to thank my parents, and friends’ parents for giving us the freedom to ride our bikes! I think the spirit of adventure that took root then is something that has stood me in good stead for life. Another fun thing was plotting routes and calculating distance using a map-book and a piece of string (those were the days before the internet, and googlemaps and Strava). Oldschool. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Some of the routes we plotted are still some of my favourites, and as I gear up for my 21st Argus I am making a point of training on those routes, and yes, climbing the Strava leaderboards! 

Bridge Cycles

One of the best things about the lead up to the Argus was spending lots and lots of time after school hanging around Bridge Cycles. Fayaz and Fayzal were such legends and always took the best care of me, my brother and my mom. It was great to go into Bridge and plot what our next birthday or Christmas present was going to be.

Funrides

Funrides were a big part of the build up to the Argus. I did my first funride with David and his dad, Richard in September 1992. It was the 48km UCT Cycle Tour. From what I remember it was relatively easy and it was freezing cold at the end. David won a prize in the lucky draw. As I looked back over my cycling stuff, I was amazed at how many funrides I did before my first Argus. I have such fond memories, in that initial period before my first Argus, and also in the years that ensued, in coming home completely exhausted and lying on the couch pleasantly trashed! There were a few sayings out there. If you could do the Three Passes Cycle Tour 55km, you could do the Argus and the time you got for the Rollercoaster 92km (which was exactly a month before the Argus) was the time you could expect in the Argus. I just finished the Three Passes, and did the Rollercoaster in 4h18. One of my favourite and most inspirational memories of these funrides was being passed by the top groups of cyclists doing the longer route as I rode the same stretch of road while completing the shorter route. I was always amazed at how super fast they could go past me, and how big their calf muscles were.

My first funride

My first funride

 

This was beast (92km). A big confidence builder ahead of the Argus.

This was beast (92km). A big confidence builder ahead of the Argus.

Entering the Argus

The entry procedure in 1993 was very different to today, but it was a lot of fun. I remember being so stoked to get my hands on my entry form. I was at Pick n Pay with my mom and there was a pile of them at the end of each till counter. It was a magical document that promised loads of awesomeness! I couldn’t wait to get home to complete it. I filled out all the fields, read the entire agreement, and then got my mom to sign on my behalf. This was the deal with all the fun-rides as well, your mom or dad had to sign on your behalf. Then, I went to the post office, bought a postal order to pay the entry fee, slipped it in the envelope and posted it into the big red post box! This was very very different to how I entered this year (I did it off my iPhone in 5 minutes and got the confirmation straight away). I think I preferred the old way though. Then you would wait to get the magazine and find out your seeding. In the early years I remember coming home from school each day and eagerly checking the post box to see if the Argus magazine had arrived and to see what group they had put me in. In 1993 I started in “P” which was the only group for Western Province Pedal Power Association members.

The EXPO and the GIRO

In 1993 the registration was held in a big shed at the V&A Waterfront.  Back then the Argus was the final stage of the Giro del Capo. Those were the days of Andrew Maclean and Willie Engelbrecht! The place was humming with excitement about the race on Sunday and talk of the Giro. Watching the 5.5km individual time trial up signal hill was awesome.

Everybody say HOOPLA

Some time after I entered, my dad decided to enter the Argus to support me. We were in different groups, but it was rad having him along for the ride. We packed the bikes on the back of his car and cruised through to town for my first Argus. What a vibe! It’s the only morning of the year where everybody going to town is transporting bicycles. It was very exciting for an 11 year old. At that time there were about 15 000 cyclists who lined up for the big ride. I shouted HOOPLA for the first time and hit the road to try and do the Argus as quickly as possible. The thing about the Argus is that you will never know how awesome it is unless you do it. From before the start, to after the finish is is just insanely amazing! Some special memories from my first Argus stand out.

  • We FLEW down the Blue Route in a massive bunch. Yoh! What a vibe, looking at my computer (Cateye Vectra) and going 50km/h and hardly pedalling.
  • Getting to Jubilee Square and thinking that I got the first 40km for free thanks to the massive bunches.
  • I distinctly remember taking a big gulp of breakthrough corn syrup (my supplement of choice back then) just before Smitswinkel.
  • I got LOADS of attention from spectators all along the course (I think because I was so small and was riding a mountain bike). I specifically remember a number of spectators shouting “go bokkie” as we passed the Soetwater refreshment station.
  • On that, I remember not stopping at a single refreshment station.
  • I cruised along Misty Cliffs while chatting to an older guy that I had met at the funrides. He thought a sub4 was on the cards; it hadn’t even crossed my mind up until that point.
  • I crested chappies thinking, “I am doing this thing!”
  • Near the top of Suikerbossie, I stopped briefly to catch my breath and have a drink. Unfortunately a big man who obviously was not used to unclipping his cleats slowed down next to me, stopped, stayed clipped in, and took me down with him into the fynbos. I was fine, but my computer no longer was working. I was so obsessed with an accurate average speed reading that I spent some time trying to fix it, before cutting my losses and carrying on.
  • I crossed the finish line in 4h02 and handed my finish card in as soon as possible (because, you know, you’ve crossed the line and the race is over but, surely the sooner you get to the finish card people the better, right?).
  • Waited for my dad. He started after me, but he also took a little longer out on the route.
  • Maidens Cove was as awesome as it was in 1992.
  • I was so chuffed with having done my first Argus!!!
  • I found out that Wimpie van der Merwe had SMASHED the course record in a time of 2h16 in a special aerodynamic supine recumbent. The highlights package was awesome! The guys just overtook Willie and Andrew and the lads in the Giro. The looks on their faces was priceless.

    In those days you got a badge. One day I will sew this on to a tracksuit top.

    In those days you got a badge. One day I will sew this on to a tracksuit top.

My first Argus certificate. I remember thinking. 6th! Who are these other guys?!

My first Argus certificate. I remember thinking. 6th! Who are these other guys?!

As I prepare for the Argus this year, it is these, and other awesome memories that come to mind. I am very very grateful to the Argus organisers, the Rotary Clubs, and the PPA for all they have done to contribute significantly to my life, and to the lives of many other cyclists! Thank you.

Blame fossil fuels for inequality

Our use of Fossil fuels is to blame for much of the inequality in the world today. By inequality I mean the huge differences in wealth and income between the rich and the poor expressed by the gini co-efficient. Did you know that the richest 85 individuals alive today together own wealth equal to that owned by the poorest half of the world according to a recent Oxfam study?

Fossil fuels – energy from previous millennia

So, why blame fossil fuels, at least in part for creating an increasing chasm of inequality? My thinking about this was kicked of by the NPR Planet Money episode “the history of light“. The podcast mentions that in about 4000BC, it took about one day’s labour to generate one hour of post sunset light. Today, 22000 hours of light are produced by one day’s labour. We have progressed from animal fat candles, to kerosene lamps (a major breakthrough at the time) to the lightbulb and beyond. This, of course, seems like wonderful progress, and much of the so-called development of certain parts of the world, significantly since the industrial revolution, has been sponsored by the energy of previous millennia, stored in fossil fuels. Basically, fossil fuels are a store of energy. For millennia, the sun has been shining down on planet earth, and plants have been converting that energy into stored chemical energy. Using fuels like coal, oil and gas is kind of like tapping into solar energy that has been stored for millions of years.

I’m blaming our use of fossil fuels for initiating a downward spiral into increasing inequality and not necessarily for continued and increasing inequality as others have argued.

Financing extraction and reliance on fossil fuels

Understanding the development and financing of the infrastructure necessary to support electric light bulbs is important to my argument. Did you know that JP Morgan, the man, was responsible, along with others, for bank-rolling the power generation facility that powered the first light bulbs in Manhattan, and that Thomas Edison worked extensively with him in order to achieve this? And did you know that the light bulb had been invented before Edison came onto the scene, but that it was Edison who was able to capitalise on his invention through the establishment and financing of a power generation and distribution company? Light bulbs alone, would not give any light if there were no provision of electricity, and there would be no electricity without a power station, and there would be no power from the power station if it were not fuelled with coal. And in order for all of this infrastructure to be laid on, what do you need? Yes, you need money, and lots of it, and you need those who have it, to part with it in order for it to “work for them” so that in time, it may be returned to them having grown. Edison was not just an inventor, he was a businessman, and he knew what it would take to leverage off the massive stored supply of energy, fossil fuels. His friends on the inside track, like Morgan, knew this too.

Like me, you probably didn’t think about that. And when you flick the switch in your home, and the lights come on, and even as you read this blog I’ll bet you that you don’t think about the coal mine, probably somewhere in the middle of Mpumalanga, or Limpopo (for South African readers) where the coal was mined, and the funds necessary to extract tons of carbon out of the earth. And then, of course, there is the power station where the tons of coal were burnt, converting centuries upon centuries of the sun’s energy into electricity. I bet you didn’t think of it. Or maybe, as I have just heard the news of impending black-outs due to the collapse of a coal silo at the Majuba Power Station, you did. Blackouts like these just go to show how dependent on stored energy, we and our economies are. We are well and truly addicted to the cheap, transportable, stored energy contained in fossil fuels.

But how does this all lead to inequality

It is one thing to say that fossil fuels have sponsored our so-called development, and given us energy to do so, but its quite another to link that to inequality; huge and growing differences in income between the wealthy and the poor, those on the inside track and those on the outside. I tried to find a good graph on growing inequality over time, but to the best of my googling ability, I could only find graphs that started this century. Think though, for a second, about the citizens of a 4000 BC settlement, all reliant on candles made from animal fat. It’s hard to imagine that the wealthy were that much more wealthy than the poor. I mean, the best they could all do for light at night was to burn animal fat. According to this article by The Economist “(b)efore the industrial revolution, wealth gaps between countries were modest: income per person in the world’s ten richest countries was only six times higher than that in the ten poorest. But within each country the distribution of income was skewed. In most places a small elite lorded it over a mass of peasants.” Extrapolating backwards, inequality was lower the further back in time you go, among countries, and I submit too, among people within countries.” So here we have this point in time event, the industrial revolution, sponsored by fossil fuels and funded by the wealthy, which happened shortly before Edison’s commercial roll-out of an electric generation and power distribution system sponsored too by fossil fuels. What happened is that those who have been able to access millennia of energy in fossil fuels (paying only the cost of extraction and not the actual cost of the energy) where able to facilitate business, growth, mechanization, abilities to work at night, longer and harder and more efficiently (insert all the attributes of industrialization) all the while increasing profits and wealth for those on the inside, JP Morgan and Co. It’s kind of like, those able to get their hands on cheap, easy energy where able to get on the elevator powered by energy stored in past millennia, and have, in a very short space of time, relative to the history of humanity, become dis-proportionately and more and more wealthy compared to those who were on the outside. This is how rapidly increasing inequality was started. This is how the chasm formed.

The power just went off

Ironically, the power here has just gone off and I could not make a cup of tea to drink while I finished this blog off. Thank you Eskom for stuffing up again. I am one of those addicted to fossil fuels. You have left me stranded here in my privileged position as one on the inside track of growing inequality. I am part of a system that depends on the extraction and burning of the energy stored from the past for a cup of tea. Now I’ll have to make a fire to make my tea. How annoying. Tonight I’ll have to burn candles in Constantia.

Some Thoughts on Frustration and Fulfilment

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Coffee and slowing things down a bit can also help one out

Having a relationship with the Spirit of God makes one see things in the future and see things as how they should be. When things in the present do not line up with things in the future there is frustration. Frustration is not a bad thing, it’s just that things experienced don’t line up with things dreamed of, things hoped for and things expected. Frustration is part and parcel of being prophetic.

Frustration can either be handled well, or badly.

The future vision should not be a hindrance to it being realised, but should be a motivating picture of faith that releases hope and joy, not despair, hopelessness, depression and a critical nature when it’s realization seems to be deferred.

The journey toward the vision must be travelled on the highway of holiness, that, at times has not been constructed yet.

If the highway of holiness has not been constructed, one must not continue on the journey on a path other than the highway of holiness,but must rather focus on the construction of the highway. It is being constructed.

The journey from frustration to fulfillment must be fueled by faith. In this, one will see that the ultimate destination is not the fulfillment of the vision, it is actually the journey itself. It’s better to live in the desert in the presence of God, in hope, love, joy and peace, than enter the Promised Land without Him. But on that highway of holiness, travel is quicker than on foot, and destinations that are hoped for, will be reached surprisingly quickly.

The Trans Baviaans, a rookie who will be back for more.

This was initially posted on crank.co.za on 22 August 2013.

What’s it like to be a Trans Baviaans Rookie?

We picked one of the last sunny spots on the top of what they call the MAC (the mother of all climbs), fitted our lights and descended down to the next checkpoint, where we would see our support crew for the first time. By now it was properly dark and in my mind we had already cycled Trans Baviaans! “How far have we ridden?” I asked my wife, as we were about to set off for the final little stretch (or so I thought!). “170km” she said. My initial reaction was something along the lines of, “wow that is a long way!” Then I did some maths, and I realised that we still had 60km to go. Before this, the longest mountain bike race I had done was the 75km Wellington Gravel Travel. It was a sobering moment and we set off to attempt to finish what they claim is the toughest single stage mountain bike event in the world!

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The day had started a few hours earlier in a little town in the Karoo, Willowmore. It was freezing cold and the wind was picking up. Some 1600 riders each loaded their three carefully packed containers into trucks to be taken to the checkpoints at 109km, 129km and 150km. The night before I had tried my best to guess what I would feel like at each of these checkpoints, and it was good to have my mate Roland, who was doing his 4th Trans Baviaans, guide us through the process of packing the containers. I ended up going largely with a “hedge my bets, buffet style, have enough of every kind of food” strategy.

As the start time neared, the riders who were assembled in the start chutes grew restless as it began to rain. At 10am we all started the 230km journey together. Fortunately there was a tail wind, and we covered the first 100km through the rugged fold mountains and dry river beds of the Baviaanskloof in 3h38. I had been properly sick the week leading up to the Trans Baviaans and rode the first 100km with that “I can tell I have been ill” weak feeling and so I was relieved to reach checkpoint 2 in a decent time. Thanks must go to my very patient teammates who eased off whenever I let them know that my heart rate had entered the 170s while I coughed and spluttered.

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After the fairly quick start, we hit the climbing sections. A decent climb, the Baviaans Back, was followed by checkpoint 3 and two further climbs, the Fangs. At this point in the ride, Dale, my other teammate, really stepped up to the plate. Clearly the strongest rider of the three of us, he alternated between pushing Roland and me up Baviaans Back, and then said that Roland and I should each decide which of the fangs we would like to be pushed up! To be honest I was amazed by the difference it made. Roland and Dale passed Garth, and then Garth and Dale passed Roland, and so it went!

We were riding for Team Gunstons Attorneys and the banter among mountain bikers was very entertaining as we passed and, in turn, were passed by other teams. One rider intended to start a class action lawsuit against us (I couldn’t think what his cause of action would be though, maybe Dale’s pushing of his teammates) while some others shared their best lawyer jokes.

Before long we were ascending the MAC, an 8km climb with an average gradient, Strava says, of 5.7%. By this point my joints were starting to hurt. I couldn’t stand and pedal because the pain from my knees was too much, which meant that I had to wait for downhills to give my butt some respite, and stretch out my calf muscles. However, we were ascending the MAC so instead I just had to suffer. It was a beautiful part of the world to suffer though, and as the soft evening light settled on the beautiful mountainside I took heart in the fact that we were not ascending (and would not be descending) in the dark.

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After this checkpoint we were off, dry after a change of clothes. However, there is only so much comfort that a dry pair of socks can bring, when they are put into shoes that have endured a number of river crossings throughout the day! But down from Bergplaas we flew, and as we did so I used my best skills to peel a boiled egg that I had selected from my own buffet at the top of the mountain. It hit the spot!

Shortly after the realisation that we still had 60km to ride, and after saying goodbye to our support crew who had waited all day to see us, we started the Never-ender. As its name implies, it is a climb that never, ever, seems to end. I think this is partly because it is 14km long and starts 187km into the race, and partly because it is dark and you can only see a few metres ahead of you, and certainly not into the distance. We eventually arrived at the summit, at the unmanned checkpoint with flashing lights, where you grab a sticker and continue to ride.

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Our goal was to finish the Trans Baviaans in fewer than twelve hours (before 22h00). We knew we had our work cut out for us because we would need to complete the last 25km after check point 7 in just over an hour. We checked out as quickly as we could and set out for the finish in Jeffrey’s Bay. No sooner had we done so, than the heavens opened and a spectacularly strong crosswind raged. Each raindrop was lit up by my headlight and the rain stinging my face as we raced against the clock was actually a pretty awesome experience. We ascended the mini-MAC and before long we were on the tar road at 21h46. I thought we had it in the bag, but the finish was at the mall on the OTHER side of Jeffrey’s. And in order to get there we had to ride uphill and into that wind!

At 22h06 we crossed the line in the wind and rain to the shouts and cheers of our awesome wives and support crew. I was stoked to have finished it, and thoroughly enjoyed most of it. Having had a few days to recover (I couldn’t walk up steps without pain the day after the race) I think I’ll be back to do it again next year! The human spirit has an amazing ability to forget the pain and only remember the awesomeness – The Trans Baviaans certainly is full of that!

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Garth & Brian ride the Whole Enchilada, Moab

The Whole Enchilada, Moab – Slickrock and More

“Ja, so we’ll stay in Moab for a few nights and we can do Arches and Canyonlands from there”. “Sorry what? Did you just say Moab?!” I got off the Skype from my brother in the States, and Googled “Slickrock trail Moab”. As a kid in the 90’s I had read about the Slickrock trail in a mountain biking magazine in CNA, when mountain biking as a sport was just gaining some momentum. I can still remember the cover photo of two riders bombing the Slickrock Trail. So when my search led me to read about The Whole Enchilada, which incorporates slickrock and more, it had to be done.

The Whole Enchilada, Moab

The Whole Enchilada, Moab

Feeling like a bit of a novice

We hired a Yeti trail bike from Poison Spider Bicycles, and we set off in the direction of the La Sal Mountains in the distance. After my wife, Lauren dropped Brian and me off, we hit the Burro Pass. The air is thin up there. I thought to myself, “no wonder Switzerland produces so many world class mountain bikers with all that training at high altitude!” This climb made me feel like a complete novice, and I was mildly concerned since I had been training for the 230km Trans Baviaans mountain bike marathon.

A 7000 foot altitude drop through extremely varied terrain!

Fortunately, we soon reached the tree-line at 11 200 feet, wished the other riders at the trail-head well, pointed our front wheels downhill and started the most epic 26 mile descent to the Colorado River just outside Moab. That is over 7000 feet of downhill mountain biking through the alpine forests, tight switchbacks, river-crossings and aspen groves of Burro, the fast flowy sections of Hazzard County, the super-quick, wide open fire roads of Kokopelli, the slickrock patches, ledges and roll-ins of UPS and LPS, the  rocky roads of Porcupine Rim, with awesome views of mesas in the distance,  and the exposed and narrow Porcupine Singletrack with views of the Colorado River.

The Whole Enchilada Moab

It took a little while to get used to the bike, but after I had figured it out, I felt a lot less like a novice, and a lot more at home bombing down a seemingly never ending downhill.  The trail does flatten out in parts, and you do need to work quite a bit, but fortunately the air is less thin lower down, and the views are absolutely spectacular. The Whole Enchilada is a sensory overload – its hard to explain, but hopefully the video does it justice.